Insights of the Zen Master
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
3. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
4. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
5. Its always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
7. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you
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